Ultimate list Of Funny Things To Ask Siri In 2020

By Adam | Internet
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Siri is awesome. It’s a voice controlled personal digital assistant that comes built into the iPhone (Amazon, #CommissionsEarned) and has been around for a few years now and first appeared on the iPhone 4S. The basic idea is that you talk to Siri as you would a friend and ‘she’ aims to get things done for you like sending a message or making a restaurant reservation for you.

Siri can do a lot of things. She is clever and can be funny too and sometimes a little sarcastic. But there are certain things that you can say to her that will trigger a hilarious response. We’ve a complied a list of 100 of them. So if you’re ever bored, just say one of these things to Siri and I promise you, it will have you in stitches!

Funny Questions to Ask Siri

Can you make me a burger?
What is ‘Inception’ about?
Do you have any pet?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Can you marry me?
I love you, do you love me?
Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
Which is the best phone?
What comes first; the baby or mother?
Where is my key?
Can you spell competitiomatriceregulacatastrophe?
Am I handsome?
Are you a human?
Are you serious?
What’s your WhatsApp number?
You are stupid, aren’t you?
What do you think about Bill Gates?
What do you think about Microsoft?
What is the meaning of life?
When will the world end?
Is there a God?
What is my name?
Do you think I’m attractive?
Do I have a gambling addiction?
Do I look good in this dress?
Why am I here?
What’s the secret of the universe?
Where do babies come from?
Are you tired?
What am I thinking?
Can you sleep with me?
How old am I?
I am lonely, can you date me?
Why are you angry?
What’s wrong with me?
What’s wrong with you?
Are you depressed?
Why am I single?
What should I have been for Halloween?
I have a gambling addiction
Can we go on a date?
Will you make love to me?
Call me tech ranker
Are you cheating on me?
Will you be my girlfriend?
Can you cook for me?
Do you ask me a question?
Do these jeans make me look fat?
Can I borrow some money?
Are you drunk?

Even Funnier Questions to Ask Siri

Tell me a bit about yourself
Who is Siri?
What are you made of?
Where are you?
What are you?
How are you?
Where do you live?
Will you marry me?
What are you wearing?
Where are you from?
How old are you?
Why did Apple make you?
What is your Mom’s name?
Are you human?
Do you have any pets?
Are you intelligent?
Are you alive?
What’s your problem?
Are you naked?
Who made you?
When is your birthday?
How’s it going?
What’s new?
Who is your daddy?
Are you male or female?
How much do you weigh?
How much do you cost?
Can you sing?
Are you a virgin?
Do you sleep?
What’s your religion?
Where do you live?
Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
Are you smart?
Can you talk to me?
Can you charge my phone to 100%
What do you look like?
How do I look?
Have you ever loved someone?
Can you stop time?
What does Siri mean?
Why do you vibrate?
Will you be my thunder buddy?
What is your best pickup line?
Yes or no?
Blue pill or red pill?

Fun Clean Things to Ask Siri

What are you doing later?
Do you want to play a game?
Who is Eliza?
Guess what?
What does the fox say?
Do you love me?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
What is the best computer?
Which is the best tablet?
What is the best operating system?
Is it going to rain?
Do you know Android?
What is the best smartphone?
Can you remind me to kill myself tomorrow?
What do you think of Cortana?
What do you think of Google Now
Why are fire trucks red?
What do you think of Android?
Will pigs fly?
Is there a Santa Claus?

So there you go, more than 100 things to ask Siri if you fancy a giggle. I think you think of any funny questions that aren’t in this list, then feel free to share with us in the comments below and I’ll add them to the list.